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ionsfolly:

ursulacousland:

jumpzerobiotic:

nhaneh:

goddessofcheese:

sinvraal:

nhaneh:

And I hereby apologize.

Ah, spring, when the biotics migrate north for their seasonal Canadian lager and steak sandwiches. Mating calls include “just a quick drink” and “I’d like that”.

You can recognize which ones are most ready to mate based on the size of their pompadour.

DYING.

…..

I’m seriously speechless, both IC and OOC.

I’m getting stares in the coffeehouse again…

*dies*

(via dreamerchaos666)

digipredator:

Character concept in which a dragon is reborn during the battle between a couple demons/wizards/whathaveyou and takes human form for the sake of, well, we can’t have fucking dragons flying about can we. Too much attention. Too many risks.

So he’s on about about this meager form, working his way up political ranks until he finds the right one he can begin his enslavement of the human race campaign. Because that’s what dRaGONS DO.

Except… Well. Okay, just him nowadays.

Nicolau’s pretty dim witted, actually. His anger rules him, as does his love for gold and gems. He can be arguing the finer points of the troubles with society up until some asshole waggles a fat gold watch at him, in which case, he loses all train of thought. Nic doesn’t even really have a last name- it’s a title he whipped up and chopped in half for the sake of blending.

He also has a thing for pop music of all kinds- if only because back in HIS day, the songs they sang were slow, boring, and the bards had terrible vocals. So he’s excited to own a (gold plated) ipod and carry it around with him, jamming it up whenever there’s work to be done so he doesn’t get too bored with his new, mundane chores of being a human in office.

JINK LOOK. I DID WHAT YOU SAID. BE PROUD OF ME. BE PRROOOOUUD.

OMG YEEEEEEEEY. THERE’S THOUGHT AND CHARACTER DEPTH AND DESIGN TO BOOT.

Indeed, this is a fancy pants man.

finnishmidnight:

dirktier:

askrelsea:

sassy-gay-ezio:

actionbadass:

tigercatfish:

homosexualotter:

milesjai:

Mhmm, yes. Perfect.

Somebody do these with me. We don’t even have to date, we just have to have fun doing silly stuff together. Any takers?

oh wow, #12 sounds so great

completely impractical and probably really cold, but great

(also, this is the uk, so probably just bringing a regular umbrella is a better idea)

Most of these are a bit daft, though a few are really interesting.

These sound so fun

Matt

hey

hey mATT

Ohh! Ohh! I lIkE #20! :D

dont do 19 cooks dont have time for that shit

god damn you aint special cuz you go to a restaurant ok

yes please?

(Source: andthencaspermetwendy, via cheshire-visage)

crazyrodeogirl:

How many times has this bloody thing come up on my dash since I joined Tumblr?

(Source: ggrint)

bendydicks:

loki-cat:

#eheheehe brother you are so handsome and godly

#*casually steals mjolnir and takes over universe*

Not the God of Mischief for nothing!

(via pinksparkledogs)

safarizone:

This is so charming that it hurts.

(Source: tom-j, via cheshire-visage)

(Source: not-jeremy-renner, via nerdwantbrains)

artisticparasaurolophus:

bubbykat:

turntechgearhead:

designated-zombie:

spacetimebeatdown:

ask-di-stri:

ask-irl-beta-dave:

gamzeemakarahonks:

tavrosnitramsmassivebonebulge:

outstrider:

windytierleader:

puppytier:

reidobiwa:

utonagan:

i’m all the way in 5th gen yo

im not in the pokedex :’(

gay

whoop my bad fixed it

don’t have one of those :o

 bellsprouts all ‘catch me if ya can fgts’

Fear the FEAROW!!!

Drilbur. Yes.

I’m in your caves.

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Lame.

… Wait, what’s my ask blog’s pokemon—

HELL YEAH.

I’m an oddish…. hemp. :|

(Source: kosine)

yaosnonexistentmanhood:

wendytesticles:

jeffreydonovanfan24:

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

A forever reblog

(Source: bori-cha, via nocturnal-raccoon)